Gordon you've left your door open...

Sun, 25 May 2008 16:11:41 GMT

As i shimmyed down Downing Street I noticed Gordons front door was open, i was gonna pop in and tell him to be careful you don't know who's about these days, the areas gone a bit down the pan of late. But figured he's be alright because at the other end of the street there's 2 sets of iron gates, with two heavily armed guards, a metal detector, and an x-ray machine even before you get to the 'beware of the dog' and the 'no cold callers' signs.

Bet he never gets anyone trying to sell him dishcloths and picking up his old fridge.

After bribing a few people in the know, a sneeky back hander here and there, and getting my baps out to Mr Prescot, the official NOISE 2008 was at 11 Downing Street. But before i tell you all the juicy details of our big day in the Capital city, and explain the journey there- (not the Virgin down to Euston, but actually all the work that went into 3 hours of hob-nobbing parlimentary fun)

St Martins - Archway PV- Mon 3rd July 2006

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:08:47 GMT

Am back in the big L afta a very ‘ectic weekend. Blimey.

M’ luvli little hotel is fulli booked so am at Archway-tis very pretty round ‘ere- I’ve even bought a suitcase, proper jet setter me like.
The place is stunnin’ it looked like a Grand Stately home, once inside though I ‘ad mi doubts an’ when the receptionist showed me to my room my beaming smile couldn’t hide the look of pure devastation on my face.
I sat on the single bed (pink old lady blanket optional), an’ took a look around, wardrobe, shelf, desk, sink, if I’d have tried to stretch my arms out I would hav banged me elbows. No TV or tinternet – an’ I have to spend 1 week ‘ere- this tough little cookie cried. Hey, what’s the matta with me?
I only av one CD on mi laptop, an’ it’s Dashboard Confessional, oh my god I’m goin’ to turn into an emo!

Always make the best of a funny situation.

So I wiped the snot of me nose an’ ‘eaded down to St Martins, Archway, for their super-duper degree show.

Makin' some NOISE: Organizations

Gordon you've left your door open...

St Martins - Archway PV- Mon 3rd July 2006